We're in week 4. That's almost one month, folks. So here's what's been on our mind during those runs:
Alright, cool... feeling good - I can so DO THIS (200 feet into the run)
Ewwww road kill...
Note to self - download some new music for running. Don't forget (again).
Oh holy crap is that a frog? Hold breath; sign of cross; don't step on road kill.
3 miles; fine, that's nuthin'
Are you f**king kidding me it's only been 1 mile? My watch must be messed up.
Hold breath; more road kill - OMG was that a whole racoon?
Whoa, dude, that car ran over that soda can and so could have killed me if it had popped up and hit me in the throat.
Awww, bunnies...
Aw, shit, road kill bunnies. So not cool.
Oh my God why am I doing this? No freakin' way am I ever going to make 26 miles.
Did my ass get bigger this week? It feels bigger. I'm going to have to start measuring.
Wait, is that why Rich got this "present" for me? Is my ass getting bigger?
Let me get this straight...this horsefly is going to follow me the entire 10 miles?
How is it that only the branches with prickers figure out how to extend 12 feet into the road?
Note to self, these shorts are RIDERS. Don't- wear- again.
Oh, great. Look at her. Running ahead of me - younger and skinnier. Bitch.
Why does this hill seem so small when I drive up it but now it's like Everest!
I wonder how many people have seen me adjust the crotch in my running shorts so my "boys" don't get chafed?
Does this dude coming at me in the oil truck see me? [Waving my hands] Hello...moron...pay attention!
Seriously this is just stupid. Who the hell wants to run 26.2 miles?!
Random Running Thoughts - You Know You Have 'Em Too
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"Wow, I feel great... Jeeez, my legs hurt... Maybe I should stop for a few minutes and "stretch"... Screw that, I'm gonna pick up the pace... I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of the -- TRUCK! -- Dipsh*t almost ran me over... Jessica Biel or Alba?... Who lets Adam Sandler keep making movies? Wow, these shoes are comfortable... maybe I should buy new shoes that are just like these - only lighter and more comfortable... Do I look like a tool running with my shirt off? Do I look fat today? Why do I think like a girl? I can't wait for my next marathon... is this run over yet?" :)
Thanks for sharing; those were quite humorous.
P.S. Rich says "Biel all the way." :-)
No I said ALBA all the way. Here's a nice Alba vs. Biel vs. Simpson comparison: http://dontcostnothing.wordpress.com/2007/07/27/mix-match-with-jessica/
Nice, hon ... thanks for the clarification ... uh, and the LINK!
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